Big Fat Road Manager Lyrics
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Every rock band has this guy
Not many people really know why
Hes got a cell phone and a backstage pass
Hes got a big gut and a big fat ass
Hes the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks (big, fat road manager)
He makes sure the system wont feedback (big, fat road manager)
He yells check one til his face turns blue (big, fat road manager)
Dont you wish he could count to two
Hes the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
The contract says theres beer for free (big, fat road manager)
A bottle for you and a case for me (big, fat road manager)
Ill make sure youve a place to stay (big, fat road manager)
Then Ill eat your deli tray
Hes the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
You may wonder why the road managers so wide
Hes the one who blocks the door when the tax colllector comes by
The tour hits the road he spends his day (big, fat road manager)
At an all-you-can-eat buffet (big, fat road manager)
But if he can come to terms (big, fat road manager)
He will manage the arrogant worms
As our big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
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Not many people really know why
Hes got a cell phone and a backstage pass
Hes got a big gut and a big fat ass
Hes the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
He plugs in guitars and microphone jacks (big, fat road manager)
He makes sure the system wont feedback (big, fat road manager)
He yells check one til his face turns blue (big, fat road manager)
Dont you wish he could count to two
Hes the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
The contract says theres beer for free (big, fat road manager)
A bottle for you and a case for me (big, fat road manager)
Ill make sure youve a place to stay (big, fat road manager)
Then Ill eat your deli tray
Hes the big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
You may wonder why the road managers so wide
Hes the one who blocks the door when the tax colllector comes by
The tour hits the road he spends his day (big, fat road manager)
At an all-you-can-eat buffet (big, fat road manager)
But if he can come to terms (big, fat road manager)
He will manage the arrogant worms
As our big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Hes fat! (big, fat road manager)
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Big, fat road manager
Is this thing on?
Send "Big Fat Road Manager" Ringtone to your Cell Phone
